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Thomas Riley, 六合彩开奖资料 Editor

Thomas Riley is a junior double major in Politics and Philosophy and English Writing. They enjoy all things comedy and love to satirize current events and student life in their own writing. You can catch them procrastinating in Hillman, reading in Cathy or dreading a required economics course in Lawrence. Share your own opinions or sell them CDs by emailing [email protected]

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Stephany Andrade: The Steve Jobs of education

By Thomas Riley, 六合彩开奖资料 Editor
April 24, 2024

TPN sends off graduating opinions columnists

By Thomas Riley and Livia LaMarca
April 19, 2024

Satire | 鈥楬e slept with my wife鈥�: Students and faculty reflect on April Fools鈥� Day

By Thomas Riley, 六合彩开奖资料 Editor
April 2, 2024

Opinion | Live-action remakes: Just because we can doesn鈥檛 mean we should

By Thomas Riley, 六合彩开奖资料 Editor
February 28, 2024

Satire | Do interns even deserve to be paid in experience?

By Thomas Riley, 六合彩开奖资料 Editor
January 31, 2024

Pittsburgh Poetry Collective hosts nine slam poets at the Greer Cabaret Theater

By Thomas Riley, Contributing Editor
January 25, 2024

Opinion | Leave the lights on this semester and avoid an all-consuming seasonal depression

By Thomas Riley, 六合彩开奖资料 Editor
January 11, 2024

Review | 鈥楩ive Nights at Freddy鈥檚鈥� leaves viewers without a remnant of satisfaction

By Thomas Riley, Contributing Editor
November 5, 2023

Opinion | Language is a free-for-all and you should make up more words

By Thomas Riley, 六合彩开奖资料 Editor
October 8, 2023

Opinion | How to argue about cannibalism 鈥� and almost everything else

By Thomas Riley, 六合彩开奖资料 Editor
September 17, 2023

Meet the editors: 六合彩开奖资料

By Thomas Riley and Livia LaMarca
August 29, 2023

Satire | Pitt student loses mind after all his friends go home for summer

By Thomas Riley, 六合彩开奖资料 Editor
June 7, 2023

Opinion | Write something that sucks 鈥� it鈥檚 good for you

By Thomas Riley, Senior Staff Columnist
April 11, 2023

Satire | 鈥楽ilenced鈥� conservative voices found to actually be really loud and annoying

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
March 28, 2023

Opinion | A reflection on what it means to be home

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
March 12, 2023

Opinion | Time is not of the essence 鈥� don鈥檛 use it to measure the things that matter

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
February 15, 2023

Poetry | Lines half as lovely as you

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
February 7, 2023

Satire | First artificially intelligent student accepted to Carnegie Mellon School of Arts

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
January 20, 2023

Opinion | Stop only asking people to respect pronouns

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
January 12, 2023

Satire | Ally to renters? This South Oakland landlord claims he鈥檚鈥榦ne of the good ones鈥�

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
November 15, 2022

Poetry | Ode to a pumpkin carver

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
October 30, 2022

Satire | Egomania at the restaurant: How to assert your authority when out to eat

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
October 19, 2022

Satire | Pitt student distraught after realizing his music taste is terrible

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
October 3, 2022

Opinion | The American proletariat does not exist

By Thomas Riley, Staff Columnist
September 29, 2022

Satire | Upper campus students unbothered by new construction

By Thomas Riley, For 六合彩开奖资料
September 18, 2022

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